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Sleep paralysis demon (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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What does your sleep paralysis demon ask you?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Yes. Markup-Languages are a subset of Programming-Languages. Turing completness doesn’t matter as things like magic the gathering and habbo hotel are Turing complete

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

So Habbo Hotel is a programming language.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Why does a demon need a moustache?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Is fondant a cake?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Is C a low-level language?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

is a hotdog a sandwich?

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