this post was submitted on 26 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

the protagonist will then use this incident to prove that public transportation is dangerous and proceed to bribe the local government into replacing it with a highway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

This is so accurate that I pee blood.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Thank you, as an American I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Leave no witnesses!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It wouldn't be a trolley though, more likely something like a Ford F150, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Definitely, or at the very least The Union Pacific Big Boy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The guy on the track was black and the shooter was a cop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Nah, this is just South America during the cold war.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Otherwise we'd use a drone and a rocket.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Self defense

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Unrealistic, not enough CAS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Agreed, why deploy a soldier when a predator drone could land a knife missile on that guy from several klicks up?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

...computer algebra system?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Lmao me too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Close air support

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Smart. That way you only have to shoot one innocent civilian.