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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I really feel sorry for them :( They could do things that would make them happy with that money, like go to therapy or hike in the woods or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago (4 children)

My son has a Mazda 3 hatchback and is often bringing stuff to work sites because the guy with the big truck and the bed cover can't fit tall boxes in the bed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I've had trucks and now I have a mini cargo van.

90% of the time the van is better, but that last 10% can be a big deal.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Yeah but you can just rent a truck for that last 10% with the savings from not buying the truck, and still have cash left over.

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