this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Given the current bullshit going, its apt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I mean, that's fair.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Apparently teachers are one of the hardest drinking professions

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I would too if I had to teach people's snot nosed kids all day then get harassed all evening by their parents calling me a groomer. The students hate you, the parents hate you, the school board hands down ridiculous requirements without any of the resources required to fulfill that, and everyone blames you for things you have absolutely no control over. Your benefits have been slashed, your pay is laughable, but you're going to feel fulfilment in your work. Right? If I was a public teacher I'd drink too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

That's about how much I'd need to drink to go back in time and go to school.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I think you're missing the joke, this is not for the kid...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

It's for teachers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It should be; I still remember school. I'd have rather drunk myself to death.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

School Supplies 2024: Pencils Notebooks Folders Merlot > 1L White Zinfandel > 1L Glue < 1L

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

#1 seller at the teaching supplies store

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

School's back in. Day drinking is allowed again.