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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

For me people just like to make sure my items are still available. NO BUY. Just check if available

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Someone had me ride my e-bike and record the distance and elevation till the battery went to low to prove the battery was still good. then never heard back. I’m done with online. shit I’ll donate it if someone I know doesn’t wanna buy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lol. You must be looked like an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Yep I was an idiot. But never again so others loss in the long run with less shit available by an actual person and not a dirtbag or scammer

[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Adult size! That's a relief. Anyway, goodbye forever.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

might've had an acquaintance who was interested in them so they wanted to double check size.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Maybe they decided not to purchase it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Order corn.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Thanks just checking.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are they amateur trying to catch a predator?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

“Hi I’m Chris Hansen. Want to tell me why you have those child-size ski goggles with you?”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That’s a weird way to spell predator

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know child skiers were actually predators. Tbf, I've never had skiing goggles personally because I've never skied. I was just making fun of how ridiculous it is to find having child ski goggles sus. You could have a kid, be selling your old pair, be gifting them, or just have such a small head that they still fit you.

However, you actually made me remember something about my past! I had crushes on kids... when I was a kid. Ironically, every single one was older and more socially in charge than me, a preference I still have. Even back then I was a sub 😫

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Lol yeah I was just being sarcastic, having a pair of child ski goggles in no way makes you a predator. But it did make me laugh reading you connecting your subbiness (spelling?) back to your childhood