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Be me, God

Day 1

Creates universe

Pretty good, but kinda empty

Let there be light

Light.exe

It's lit fam

Day 2

Let's separate the water

Sky.exe

Earth.exe

Not bad, could use some more pizzazz

Day 3

Time for some plants

Grass.exe

Trees.exe

Shrubbery.exe

Nice touch, if I do say so myself

Day 4

Stars.exe

Sun.exe

Moon.exe

Stars are like my glitter

Day 5

Fish.exe

Birds.exe

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

Day 6

Animals.exe

Lions.exe

Tigers.exe

Bears.exe

Oh my!

Now for the pièce de résistance

Humans.exe

Made in my image

Let them be the kings and queens of this domain

#blessed

But wait, there's more

Male and female.exe

Gotta have that duality

Multiply.exe

Populate this place

But hey, only one rule

Don't eat from that tree over there

Seriously, don't

Day 7

Time to rest

A day for the boys

They're gonna love this

And that, anons, is how I created the world. Now go forth and meme in my image.

Generated due to https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/10861130 and prompted by @[email protected]

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