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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Isn't Ben Shapiro the kid wonder who never stopped being a kid or something?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Which billionaire owns this shit stain again?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The Onion or Been Shapiro? Lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Sir, the Onion actually puts out most honest social and political commentary than you can get from any "newspaper of record"

The shit stain has some right wing daddy supporting his career.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Hopefully they mean who owns Benny

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I too, would prefer to die than to talk to Ben Shartpiro about anything. 🤮🤮💩💦

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You think so? He doesn't look like anything special to me, but what do I know?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

His sister on the other hand, WHOOO! She could make a guy consider converting, shalom!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I feel guilty to admit I read through her now banned subreddit, the comments on there were hilarious

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

The most on point Onion article, lol

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Not gonna lie, onion got my pessimistic ass.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

Probably the worst title I’ve read from them. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The worst part about this is that I could actually picture him saying something like that

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I literally thought that until I saw the community it was posted in lol.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

Me too. He gish gallops himself into some very weird argument positions.

The first part I straight up ate the onion.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Damn I hate eating onions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

By their spicy taste you can say they hate you too!