Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
All things Stardew Valley.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Now, when I put a hat on the alien rarecrow, I shall think of it as the fields medal.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is this joke?
Corned beef.
Where should you take a cow on a first date?
The moo-vies!
Feature request for 1.6
Why does the farmer's dog does not laugh at sheep jokes anymore ?
He's herd them all
"Baa ram ewe, baa ram ewe: what do you get if you cross a ..."
*impatient growls from stage left*
"Come on, I've herd you all before."
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
Why didn't the farmer want snakes on his farm?
He was lactose intolerant.