He's gonna break his ankles real nasty if that drawer moves unexpectedly
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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Me: Tries to close drawer
Potato masher:
real estate foot drawers. the last thing you want in your real estate estate drawers is someones feet.
Always check your real estate estate drawers for feet, folks.
I fucking love it! I thought my ultimate 70s boudoir had won the community, but this is way funnier!!
Edit: wtf is that in the corner underneath him?!
Well, that sold me. I'm gonna buy the house now
i'd prefer this to particle board drawers that disintegrate if you look at them funny.
He's standing on particle board. Only the sides of this style are metal, the drawer box bottom is still particle board.
I hate it when my roommate leaves the twink drawer open.
I get that he’s proud of the strength of his cutlery drawer but most people won’t give a fork.
Strong drawers, high ceilings, what's not to like?
And you know you can fit one adult between the drawer and the ceiling.
But we don't know how tal that one adult is as there are no bananas for scale.
Perfect, that's where I usually keep them anyway