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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I need to fly from NJ to California in a few months. Economy tickets are around $275. I'd like a bit of extra legroom for the long flight, so I check out Economy plus. Economy plus tickets are $800. What in the actual fuck is this? It's not first class. I get no added benefits other than a few inches of extra leg room.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Buy 2 seats, 1 behind the other, for $550 then walk in there with a toolbox and yeet that seat out through the emergency door onto the tarmac. You get more than a few inches and it only cost twice as much.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If the emergency door is closed you might have to wait until the plane is in flight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If it's a 737 Max just wait for the plane to open the convenient in-flight disposal hatch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I saw what you did there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"People don't want to pay what you're charging so you should drop the price"

AA: "No"

Repost to scare an economics 101 class.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Inequality has gotten so much worse that rich people don't even fly in the same planes as us anymore.

That's going to have perverse incentives on airplane safety too. They have no reason to update their laws if peasant airplane doors falling off becomes common.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have a friend that is a sales manager for private planes. He said business exploded during the pandemic and then never slowed down. This despite flights being eye-wateringly expensive (like, 20k for one-way is a great deal, because you managed to book an empty leg.)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's half a year's salary for a LOT of people, damn right it's expensive

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Not a lot. Several percent, maybe.

EDIT: not a lot of people is what I meant. Most earn much, much less.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I actually can't tell if you're being serious or not...

Are you..?

Average salary in my city is ~$60k. $20k for a flight is ludicrous.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The world is not just USA.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That makes you even more wrong as 20k USD is quite expensive.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

That's what I've been stressing in the first place!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing that's because the international flights that Americans use instead are from other countries that does not have first class areas, in that everyone gets the same seating and leg space.

Such a disgusting socialist ploy. The CIA should coup the pilot and copilot and divvy up the plane in "desirables" and "undesirables", to then pin them against each other.

Call operation "Spiraling Eagle".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I love how this comment escalated from a classical US vs EU post to a 1984 post

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Business class costs 5x economy, first class is 10x

I would have to work months to be more comfortable for a few hours. Nope.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The truth is.If you have first class money you have money to get your own plane and go anywhere without babies crying.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This isn't true at all... My wife and I fly first class and are no where near being able to afford flying private 🤣 the no babies part would be fantastic though.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I'm sorry sir I'm too poor to know the differece lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It's ma'am! 🤪 And huge difference, like $1000 for first class domestic, compared to $10,000 per hour for private domestic minimum or memberships that are $100k+ just to join.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those taking first class peobably have their own jet anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

No, it's expensive but not "private plane" expensive. I rode first-class international once because I was recovering from covid and didn't want to deal with the pain of coach (and the travel company that was responsible for my getting covid was paying some of the bill). I'm also 6'4" and don't physically fit in coach. So like, yeah, I'm being physically forced out of coach cause it's too small and I have to pay out the ass to just exist on a plane without physical pain. Must mean I have my own jet, and not that I'm getting fucked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Who exactly are they eliminating? Their customers or international first class tickets? Or maybe both?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yes, thats the joke