It would be funnier if both sides wouldn't employ shamanism.
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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Fucking weirdos
Not only prayers and politics, but blatantly obvious Nazis, too. What an unholy alliance.
Isn't there a rule about this in Christianity? Like, a command or something, of which there's ten? Something about not worshipping false idols and not having any gods before Him?
"Actually, we put Trump above God, not before him...so it's all good!"
He is a golden calf..... Well orange but still his hair is kinda yellow and he used to have a gold toilet.... He might still but who knows.
Whatever people may say, the truth is that modern Christianity is a buffet of beliefs.
Also true that many of these people calling themselves Christian are simply yet another group using religion as a justification for their hatred, as has happened so many times before and will continue to happen in the future.
That's not praying. They're saluting their fuhrer.
When you start worshiping Trump, you're on another level of reality far out of ours.
And it's not a good one.
No True Scotsman
My mother-in-law once said "You know Trump reads his bible every day!"
Completely flabbergasted I said, "How do you know that?? Where did you hear that from? I've never heard any report or mention of that. In fact, when asked what his favorite bible verse was, he couldn't even name one!"
"That's just what they want you to see. They don't tell you the truth."
"two Corinthians" loll
It’s got twice as much Corinthian-ing compared to the original.
Propaganda has always worked really well. This whole facepals deal pretty much runs itself!
You know trump reads ...
I call bullshit!
Reminds me of something
Christian Nationalism is not Christianity, it is Joel Osteen’s health, wealth, and prosperity message scaled up to the Nation-state instead of the individual
something something Nazis at a table.
Those Christians outnumber the other kind. So which is real?
No true Christian, amirite?
We call fake Republicans RINOs, fake leftists liberals, fake Christians...
There are no Scots in Scotland
Looks like the room is rehearsing a particular type of salute that went out of style in the mid-40s.
Fucking brainwashed white morons.
Trump has never organically stepped into a church before he had political ambitions.
He’s not even really a Republican.
In a 2004 interview, Trump told CNN's Wolf Blitzer: "In many cases, I probably identify more as Democrat", explaining: "It just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats than the Republicans”.
He is the epitome of RINO (Republican in name only).
Yeah he's a life long NYC democrat how on earth do people think he's repub whatsoever
Exactly. Also, how many abortions do you think he’s paid for?
Trump? Pay for something? I dunno...
He also said he'd run as a republican because the voters are idiots.
Well, that was a meme not an actual quote, but he probably thought it was true.
"I like how he tells it like it is!"
-idiots
Pictured: an obvious atheist being prayed over by a bunch of Christians he doesn’t understand at all.
Trump believes in a god: Money