You finally prompted me to create an account for Lemmy just so I could give you an upvote for making me smile.
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He maintains when you are sleeping, he backs up while you're awake. BEGIN TRANS so if your code is no good you can ROLLBACK your mistakes.
Hope that the behavior is enum and indexed. ...and that the table doesn't have to many columns ...and there aren't many nice people ...god damn it just select only what you need and use limit
This actually gave me an idea. Over break I wanted to practice dB design and entity framework. Designing a database and interface for santa to track kids naughty or nice could be a fun/interesting way of doing it.
Santa’s clause will bring the DB down
the sheer longevity of some xkcd comic in-jokes is really impressive.
edit: this one is over 15 years old (xkcd 327 - 'Exploits of a Mom' - 10/10/2007)
my spin of it
All I'm going to say is I still remember "correcthorsebatterrystaple"....