What your favorite programming language says about you:
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this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2024
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Rust: you are transgender
ASM: you are a nerd
Python: You are a high school student
Java: Your brain is so big you can accomplish anything.
PHP: You could likely do it all in JavaScript
HTML + CSS: You don't know programming but still want to look cool. If you need JavaScript you can ask ChatGPT.
Brainfuck: you like to brag
I'm a pirate. Arrrrr
MATLAB is such a scam. Luckily a growing amount of universities are starting to realise it.
I am not a nerd, I am actually a gigachad.
Selfie
How did you take a selfie with your feet? Impressive.
This interface is bloated
Omg, it's scary how accurate this is!
I am a nerd!
Ah yes, React my favorite programming language.
What You're acc to your fav language
Parse error in /usr/lib/dict/en_all.h
If you recognize them all, you're a double nerd
Can I be a 1.99x nerd if I missed the bird one? (Swift, from a quick search)
I don't have a favorite language, I just hate haskell less than all the other languages I have tried.
Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.
Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.
In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.
Damn, this guy Haskells.
Haskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.
No kotlin eh?
I can help with that one
"You are a nerd"
I don't see Haskell on there!
Believe it or not: nerd
What about PowerShell?
Lost and confused nerd.
Have you ever been to PowerShell Summit? It's the only nerd conference I've ever attended where only about half the attendees actually realized they are nerds at a nerd conference. I love the vibe. It's got style and pizzazz.
That said, the added entry for PowerShell would still be: "You are a nerd."
No, but now that's absolutely on my radar, lol.
And yes! Woohoo!
My favorite programming language is VBA
Legit tho you can do crazy shit with VBA. Excel is not sandboxed.
Ah yes, React - my favorite programming language
Second only to the unsung hero that didn't make it to the image, CSS
"You are an engineer and a nerd"
We call them "enginerds", thank you very much.
What language is that one?
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