I can legally destroy my own private property thank you very much
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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it’s not monospaced; my eyes
Peak shittiness requires sacrifice
STOP! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
CriminalScrum
Horrible code. First, it doesn't compile because there's no ; at the end of the class definition.
And then more importantly you have a private destructor which means this CriminalScum's destructor will never be called, so you can't charge it with distruction either. Or are you telling me this CriminalScum has friends?
Also, if I'm not mistaken the uninitialized prop is not guaranteed to be nullptr here, so this private destructor could be trying to free from some random pointer.
There's always an accomplice in crime.
Also, tall order to expect me to run and test a code written only for a shitpost.
You're charging the class for a thought crime!!
I see there an access violation...
It's my property tho
this
Right to remain silent isn't granted to criminal scum, they have to either pay the court a fine or serve their sentence, and their stolen goods are now forfeit.