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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (9 children)

I was watching a video the other day of Rachel Maddow talking about how now that Trump is elected, we will never have a vote again. We will be a Russian puppet state and that all immigrants regardless of status will be deported. I was thinking that’s a possibility and a scary potential future. Then I realized the video was from 2016… and Trump went on to be so ineffective that more immigrants came in than Obama. The only lasting legacy he will have is the Supreme Court, which sucks, but he is too ineffective to do anything other than rant on truth social. He is good at saying things, not doing things.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Things are very different this time around. They have a lot more power and are a lot more prepared. Trump isn't capable, the gang around him definitely is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

The first time he was trying, poorly, to have talking points.

This time he would just straight up stand there and sway for 30 minutes and say the most stupid shit he could think of and still got elected.

The more Ive thought about it, it was just warming the liberals up to accepting that it's over.

So now the next steps are to consolidate power, declare himself president for life, and then invade Mexico or some shit.

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