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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

"Dad, what started Civil War 2?"

"Leftists got horny son, now eat your hot chip"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Like dudes aren't going to wait 4 years to get laid. I'd give us 24 hours tops before you see left wing men dawning their blue union uniforms and writing to their sweethearts.

"My dearest Martha,

Our battalion has just crossed into Mara Lago after a fortnight of marching. I yearn to be back with you to feel your touch. We are to confront the MAGA army by dawn, and I pray that we win so I can see those sweet titties again. Until then I will keep a brave face and a musket that is loaded, much like my balls."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

The art I turned my pain into.

That art happens to be a Lemmy thread. My pain is weird.

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