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Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (8 children)

My research is so specific that I would doxx myself if I explained what I do.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least you have job security!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It is very secure

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