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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Lol. Still trucking along on my iPhone X.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Same actually, and a refurb m1. That’s not to say apple doesn’t use predatory tactics, and hard agree with complaining about laptops sold with 8gb of ram. I use windows, Mac, and Linux daily, and for my devices I want to last and not worry about, I go apple.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

+1 for the M1, went for a refurb on a whim and it was the first time in a while I genuinely felt like I was living in the future. That thing can run Stray at more than competent frame rates and still be dead silent and lukewarm to the touch. It's like a big Steam Deck

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

While OSX is very memory efficient, it’s insane that my 2011 MacBook Pro has 16GB of RAM and you can buy a laptop with half of that 13 years later.

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