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My debugging experience today: Quantum Debugging (fedia.io)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Just run your prod env in debug mode! Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Lol my workplace ships Angular in debug mode. Don't worry though, the whole page kills itself if a dubious third-party library detects the console is open. Very secure and not brittle at all! ~~Please send help~~

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Blink-blink-blink. Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink-blink-blink.

No, I don't have something in my eyes, I swear I'm fine looks nervously at boss.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Hang tight help is on the way.

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