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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

somewhere in the multiverse there's a fantasy tech support scammer trying to convince some frail old monarch to install partyscryer on their pondering orb to gain a remote astral connection

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Trying to obtain Remote Thought Execution.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

[through extremly compressed audio]
"Great Sire! Our most EXCELLENT SORCERERS have sensed MANY HEXES in thy ORB!
PONDER HERE to convene with our expert invocators today!!"
[low res blinking gif of an evil advisor whispering in an orb]