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[–] [email protected] 128 points 3 months ago (42 children)

But one compiling error is Java is 7 run time errors in python.

There is a type error and you couldn't have known it beforehand? Thanks for nothing

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (29 children)

I will confess that I get a sense of psychological comfort from strict typing, even though everyone agrees Python is faster for a quick hack. I usually go with Haskell for quick stuff.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (13 children)

And then the quick hack gets a permanent solution and the next employee has to fight trough the spagetti.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

sounds like not my problem

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You will find yourself being that next person when you haven’t touched the code for a week and come back to add something and are like wtf.