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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At press time, reports confirmed firefighters had arrived to carry the man to the top floor.

He was lucky to have such good people supporting him to succeed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I can only hope I'll be so lucky.