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Gobbo disappointment (media.kbin.social)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 6 months ago (58 children)

I mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation.

Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish.

Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks.

Anatomically incompatible, probably.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I mean, the many half races in DnD implies that most races arent anatomically incompatible

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

There's rules for that and in this case nope.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

With the exception of using magic as pointed out at the bottom so I guess if they tried hard enough...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Family is family, even if it must be created by magic and held together by compulsion. ..right?

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