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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If you're gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.