Unethical Life Pro Tips

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An Unethical Life Pro Tip (or ULPT) is a tip that improves your life in a meaningful way, perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality. Share your best tips you've picked up throughout your life, and learn from others!

ULPT Rules:

Tips must be unethical, tips that are ethical will be removed.
Tips must provide some benefit to you.
Post titles must begin with "ULPT" or "ULPT Request", and should be descriptive. The title should explain the gist of the ULPT without needing a description. Post that are walls of text will be deleted at the mods discretion.
No tips about rape, murder, suicide, or any tips that violate Geneva Convention laws.
No tip lists, each individual post should be about a single tip. This includes links to articles that list tips.

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ULPT: If you want/need to go to the ER just pretend you’re homeless, leave any and all identification at home, and act like you don’t know any personally identifiable information about yourself. You c (lemmy.world)

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Helps if you show up in worn out clothing and act like a child upon arrival.

(Meant for people in the US, of course)

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ULPT Whenever buying something online, try using the coupon code "military". Many sites have a military discount and don't require any proof of military service. (lemmy.world)

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Some sites offer up to 30% off.

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ULPT: If there's an Airbnb near your apartment, pay for a friend to spend a single night there so you can obtain their WiFi password (lemmy.world)

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Many of them don't change their password often.

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ULPT: Always start with 4 living grandparents when you begin any new job. (lemmy.world)

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Many workplaces offer bereavement leave for the death of a close family member, often with no proof of such events occurring.

To avoid any potential mishaps, only "kill off" relatives that have already passed.

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ULPT: If a LDS missionary knocks on your door, ask them to mow your lawn. They will be happy to help. (lemmy.world)

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Any other chores works as well.