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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

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go to starbucks to shitpost on my t440p with Manjaro bspwm installed qt sits down at the table next to me and takes out her macbook pull my laptop charger out of my backpack and plug it into the wall 10 minutes later the qt goes to plug her macbook charger into the socket she laughs and says "nice windows charger"while giving it a condescending look she unplugs my charger from the bottom socket, plugs her pretty white macbook charger in, and then plugs my charger into the top socket I get really angry at this smug whores false sense of superiority with her stupid mac fag craptop yank my charger out of the wall and run out of the starbucks accidentally bumping into her table on the way out I think she saw me cry

wtf do I do bros? I can't go back there. I like to look at the short loli barista's feet and that's the only time I get to look at a girls feet since i think my mom caught me looking at her feet

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Careful with this one, it's an antique

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Apology for poor english

When were you when oj dies?

I was on the toilet reading Lemmy and sister posted on family chat

"Oj is dead"

"Oh"

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Be me (lemmy.world)
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Be me, God

Day 1

Creates universe

Pretty good, but kinda empty

Let there be light

Light.exe

It's lit fam

Day 2

Let's separate the water

Sky.exe

Earth.exe

Not bad, could use some more pizzazz

Day 3

Time for some plants

Grass.exe

Trees.exe

Shrubbery.exe

Nice touch, if I do say so myself

Day 4

Stars.exe

Sun.exe

Moon.exe

Stars are like my glitter

Day 5

Fish.exe

Birds.exe

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

Day 6

Animals.exe

Lions.exe

Tigers.exe

Bears.exe

Oh my!

Now for the pièce de résistance

Humans.exe

Made in my image

Let them be the kings and queens of this domain

#blessed

But wait, there's more

Male and female.exe

Gotta have that duality

Multiply.exe

Populate this place

But hey, only one rule

Don't eat from that tree over there

Seriously, don't

Day 7

Time to rest

A day for the boys

They're gonna love this

And that, anons, is how I created the world. Now go forth and meme in my image.

Generated due to https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/10861130 and prompted by @[email protected]

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Its rhetorical. You take him to the beach!

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