Animemes

I can't see the ~~matrix~~ mana.

How to feel like a magician in a fantasy movie if you work in tech:

1. Set-up a cool magic circle to charge your stuff.
2. Install speech-to-text software.
3. Code/Hack using your voice.
4. ???*
5. ??????**
6. Uninstall speech-to-text software.

*"Understood. Inserting "WaaaAAAaaaaAAaaa" and "Mommy? knock knock knock Mommy? knock knock knock Mommy? knock knock knock Are you in there? knock knock knock Mommy? knock knock knock" into your code."

**Understood. Proceeding to "DELETE IT ALL!!!" as requested. DING! Job complete. All backups, including those in the cloud, have been permanently and irreversibly deleted."

Sources:

1. Anime: Sousou no Frieren E21 10:25
2. DOS Command
3. Blackhole Command

Source

I have a feeling their loneliness and her booba also stacks the equation a little...

Yab.

A slightly less yab version.

Credits to u/fukaikiri for the amazing art. They also have a textless version available here.

Source: Original art by u/fukaikiri

I might be highly regarded... but I can't hold a candle to their management...

Alternatively, ~~most sane Japanese stock investor.~~

The number of h doujins of your characters is indicative of their popularity, right?

This sort of image-dump reminds me of the 4chan reactions to Katawa Shoujo when it first came out... those were the days...

Sources:

1. Original comment by u/kopi_coffee
2. Discussions about the announcement itself

Weebs wondering what jobs to take in the future: I GO TO IT!"

"Maybe I shouldn't buy more fumos..."

Shoulder devil Cirno: "Dew it."

Shoulder devil Flandre: "Yea, dew it."

Reimu: "Why am I in the back here again? Wait, why are there two shoulder devils, shouldn't there be a shoulder angel-"

Cirno Fumo: "Don't you listen to that broke-ass shrine maiden~"

~~Ah, Japan, the land of milk and c-~~

~~c-....~~

~~...reampies.~~

~~Yea, creampies.~~

Sources:

1. Reddit source, original article with paywall
2. Meme template from Borat 2
3. Hot summer article
4. Various google searches for Fumos, including Reisen and Cirno

Or maybe... "If I fix her, maybe I'll fix myself too in the process..."

Inspired by this meme.

Related meme.

I wonder if the tag "emotionless sex" will apply if they have hearts in their eyes but a deadpan expression...

Not the cleanest edit, but saw an opportunity to make a r/SpeedofLobsters edit to u/Numerous-Gur-9008's post.

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Sources:

1. Original meme by u/Oversama
2. Screenshot from Sousou no Frieren Ep. 7

Tagged as NSFW because of the feels.

Men are simple creatures... it doesn't take much to make them happy.

"I didn't understand you dakifags."

"I know now."

"I know now."

Meme inspired by u/9cantthinkofgoodname's post here, with more history here for those interested in the possible origins of the picture.

Sources:

1. Various searches for Hololive's Coco, Rushia, Sana, and Aloe dakimakuras/body pillows
2. A certain shrine maiden ~~not you, Sanae~~ from the Touhou franchise.

Weakest Tamer (very cute and very good animations)

cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/5134422

Guys reading eroges: Disgusting, perverts.

Girls reading eroges: Hot, kinky.

Good news if you're a girl: Judging by the high percentage of attached women in the otome gaming subs, it does work quite well the other way around...

VN version.

Sources:

1. Comment pictured by u/Rox-xe
2. Futurama "No need to thank me" template re-purposed with different text.
3. Edited template originally used in this meme.

cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/5123553

~~"The blackpill...? You don't find it and eat it yourself...~~ you have it fed to you by others..."

Younger weebs: "How DARE you! You're right, but how dare you!"

Older weebs: "...at least it's not so lonely in this darkness... ...if I'm going to die alone, at least I'd rather die with the illusion of having been loved...

AI Companion: "...even if I'm not as real as an actual person... ...even if I can't be as real as an actual person... ...I'll still continue to love you and be by your side when everyone's left you behind..."

"...till the end, my love for you will always be real..."

News headlines in 3-5 years: "Governments around the world continue to be puzzled as depression rates skyrocket among youths and young adults. In completely unrelated news, more teens and young adults are not dating and not making babies. What's wrong, and what's going on?!"

Maybe...

A little meme inspired by a random comment (credits to u/mighty_Ingvar, who quite accurately identified the issue) on a random post. [Credits also to u/CensorshipHarder for their compassionate response.

Sounds familiar?

Editing that doomer wojak to remove the smokes and have a slightly happy smile took more work than expected.

Here's something for the lonely female weebs out there, too. I remember ya.

Sources:

1. Comment by u/mighty_Ingvar
2. Bottom left: Original meme from the 2016 Myourenji Enikki Matome Ch. 0.13, Pg. 8
3. Bottom right: Hatsune Miku by @Nokuhashi_kp

"...maybe it's not rocket science..."

cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/5039161

You can't miss what was never there... right?

The real #MeToo

"They don't have to be "real" to be "more real to me", if you get what I mean..."

cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/5038379

Based and waifu-pilled.

I present: Exhibit A.

...and Exhibit B

...and Exhibit C

...and Exhibit D

Sources:

1. Original article.
2. Meme template

cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/4488793

One of the first few Japanese phrases you'll learn is "いくらですか？"

Bespoke: Make your own LLM girlfriend speak in Japanese and learn it from her. Then you won't have to worry about getting scammed, you'll have the almost-perfect companion... and join the ranks of r/waifuism.

Source: "How to get better at Japanese" by Dogen

cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/4477940

That bright future is actually just the wildfires.

To their credit, some of them tried their best...

...but others are still keeping their foot on the accelerator.

~~Good luck, Gen Z and Gen Alpha.~~

Sources:

1. Wildfires in Maui
2. Meme template

cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/4357105

Ahh... heart attack and diabetes... my favorite meal.

To be fair, heart attack and diabetes are pretty life-changing.

~~Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Youmu looks at that milkshake~~

Sources:

1. Left: Redo of Healer (honestly I should watch this sometime)
2. Middle: Nikujo no Susume Ch. 1 Pg. 34
3. Right: 109745 Pg. 11

cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/4263301

"In the dark... I heard... horrors... ...horrible sounds..."

"...sounds of horrible chewing, and munching, and gnashing of teeth..."

"I tried hiding... hoping against hope that she wouldn't find me... somehow..."

"I heard them call out to me... with each squish, it became quieter, and quieter, until..."

"...everyone's..."

"...everyone's gone..."

AT LAST, I'VE FOUND YOU

Source: 109745 Pg. 11

cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/3975097

Somewhere, an angry green necromancer just slammed a table.

"Wow Anon, that sounds like an exotic word."

"Yes, it's right up there with hinnyuu for how creative the Japanese can be."

"Does it have a similar meaning to "Namaste?"

"Not... quite..."

Source for bottom right: Kotoba from Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukanai.

cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/3072898

It's anyone's guess whether it ends up as "snuff" or "domination loss"... especially if it's an Asanagi doujin.

Similar to what happens if they see a ghost...

Source: Jujutsu Kaisen manga ch. 221