Animemes

Imagine being all the way at the back not knowing what's going on, and then you overtake some dude riding in a golf cart... and another dude in front on a Vespa...

Peak comedy.

Sources:

1. Trash Taste Hawaii Special - 42:34 2. World Order "Have A Nice Day" - 2:15

"Maybe if I stop struggling, I'll finally feel peace..."

You either get rejected long enough to become Sigma ~~balls~~ or you go off the deep end.

Sources:

1. Trash Taste Hawaii Special 58:14
2. Meme Template

"We will be watching your posts with great interest."

A great template based on an old meme.

Sources:

1. Template by yours truly
2. NSFW source: 427480 Pg. 13
3. HQ Pepe

A quick and dirty meme after seeing the latest updates. Saimin? Really? But 50SOG with its dubcon (at best) is fine? Hmm.... I wonder why. u/kaigyuu2016 would probably have a field day with this.

I mean, I'm no fan of ryona/guro myself, but I don't go around telling others they can't access it (even if they might need a bit of Touhou Jesus after that).

Then again, I guess when you have money and monopolistic/duopolistic power in a market/industry, you'll try to reshape what society can see according to what you think is right... just like Steam.

I wrote some time ago that "this isn't stopping at looks = age, but going beyond that. It's anyone's guess where it'll stop."

If they don't stop at saimin... what's next, timestop?

u/Jaggedmallard26 nailed it pretty well... "You can launder money from drug cartels so they can buy heavy weaponry with a bank but god forbid you use their service to see a titty."

Fortunately, it seems like some in Japan are taking notice of this "make Japan and Japanese media conform to Western standards" and trying to stand up.

My condolences to our German weebs, though.

Sources:

1. Pixiv Announces Transaction Restrictions For 'Unethical' Content
2. DLsite March 2024 Tag changes for Japanese and English after the Mastercard and Visa credit card incident
3. Dl Getchu bended knee to credit card companies.
4. Movie: Star Wars The Phantom Menace

It's the most likely explanation.

Translator's note: 計画 means "plan".

Source: KonoSuba S3E2 5:08

!When he said "This is as painful for you as it is for me", he did not know how true that was. Those laughs hurt so much.

"...I must dance."

And dance my good ~~monke~~ man did.

Source: "I Paid $1000 for Japan's Movie Explosions Ft. Shibuya Kaho"

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Those that want to know.

Those that want to know why.

Sauces: Bocchi the Cock!, Girls Band CGI, and Bo’om Geah

Well, hopefully goukan doesn't happen at goukons...

After the record scratch, I was informed rather politely that it was indeed NOT Goukan, but Goukon.

Well, it could've happened to anyone... "Why yes, I do love mangoes. Why do you ask?"

Article source

I've not watched it despite Gigguk's gushing over the animation details, but I'd imagine that's a fair title...

Almost as embarrassing as that time I mixed up... well, never mind that for now.

The reason why you're not 8man: He actually got the girl, but all you got was the depresso.

Yui's "Hello Alone" ballad is beautifully sad.

Sources:

1. Left
2. Right screenshots: Can't remember what episodes of Oregairu they're from.
3. Extreme right

SomEtimes a biT oF inveSting goes a long way...

Just don't do it like Pekora did.

Sources:

1. Left
2. Right: Oregairu

May the Wise Wolf bless you!

My favorite one was when Hero Himmel massacred the Uchiha.

Some of you may heard about the new BSOD feature of Systemd.
But I sure you never had a BSOD which shows you in such a "sympathetic" way that your computer fucked up.

With my mod of systemd-bsod, instead of getting a QR-Code which helps you to find more info about the problem, your PC will just show you the middle-finger.
(The error-message is still displayed.)

The source of the animation is this

View in Nextcloud

Source: https://twitter.com/SkyJacc/status/1770546219510599985