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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

moral of the story: wear your seatbelt!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

oof, i just read that it wrinkles your shirts. nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There was a trump post above this in my feed which led to me reading this in Trump's voice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Why, good morning to you too!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have seen multiple accidents but the ones that stick with me is the truck that hit a sign and ejected the driver and passenger onto the highway were they were run over multiple times.
And one where a convertible hit a curb for a light rail flipped and smashed into a pole ejecting the passenger who lived but decapitated the driver still in the car.

Man I would agree that you should always wear your seatbelt because it's probably safer in the heavy metal box but cars are just absolutely death traps waiting for a bad or distracted moment to kill you.

Pick a safe car. Tell people you love them and drive safe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's no such thing as a safe car. Sure, you can have large crumple zones, but in a full on crash, it's still a toss of the dice if you make it out alive. You probably didn't mean it that way, but I despise the car industry selling ever-larger monstrosities under the pentence of safety, when all they do is put other people in danger

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Oh sure. I meant like don't buy one made of plastic or a convertible without a roll bar. But speed and luck are your defining odds for survival.

You can push the odds but using a heavier car to be more reckless elsewhere driving to keep the same odds of dying in a crash is so dumb.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

Anon just needs to get t boned and hope a girl flies into their car

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've been in two crashes where nobody was hurt but probably somebody would have died if they weren't wearing a seatbelt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It took me years of yelling at my Mother-In-Law, who I don't even like in the slightest, to get her to wear a seatbelt, but my kids still have their grandmother and learned not to argue against wearing one themselves.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have grown ass adult friends who legitimately think seatbelts are dangerous 😔

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How? I would like to entertain myself with their reasons.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There are a handful of situations where the seatbelt kills you. It's a sad reality, but the seatbelt isn't a perfect tool.

The problem is that people don't understand the idea of harm reduction.

The odds of getting injured or killed in any severity of accident goes up without a seatbelt. Even slamming your breaks becomes more dangerous if you're not strapped in. People have been killed in cars, without impact, because they weren't wearing a seatbelt during some sort of high-velocity maneuver.

The few cases of strangulation, or getting trapped in a burning vehicle because you couldn't reach the buckle, are so rare, and there's no way to measure actual lives saved, people don't properly calculate the risk.

But I think some people just don't like being told what to do and will be obstinate about things like safety requirements...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Yeah, a good example is how the injury rate skyrocketed when seatbelts were introduced. Anti-seatbelt people (yes, they exist just like antivaxxers and anti maskers do today) used this to point out that seatbelts were harmful.

Injury rates skyrocketed because fatality rates plummeted. People who would have died were now only injured. But the anti-seatbelters conveniently ignored that second half of the statistic, and only looked at the increased injury rates.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Seatbelts do cause injury (bruising, hematoma, etc) with hard impact but it’s usually a better outcome than being ejected from the vehicle and then having brains ejected from your skull..

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The usual "can't get out if you're trapped, the seatbelt causes more injuries in smaller crashes, I knew a guy who got whiplash cause the seatbelt threw him against his seat"

I've tried explaining it multiple times but I quit trying because it's exhausting 😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"I knew a guy who got whiplash cause the seatbelt threw him against his seat"

lmao, I would just say "shoulda worn a helmet".

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