It just realized that, as a furry, I really don't like furry men, only furry men.
What the hell.
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Strawberries didn’t survive that long in my house.
Imagine buying strawberries and not eating them all right away
I love to eat a bowl of them for breakfast. But sometimes I have trouble waking up and don't have time for them. Then I reach the weekend, looking forward to finally eating them... And half of them have spoiled. Damn it. I really wish they lasted longer.
You could extract their flavor, fill it with added sugars, saturated fats, preservatives and food coloring
I have never seen a man with this hairy of a torso / chest who also had smoothie upper arms like that. Quite the combination.
He waxes the non-sexy bits
There's non-sexy bits on him!?
Maybe don't eat that strawberry. If it's collecting a nice coat of chest hair then it might be time to throw it out.
Edit: I can't get over how smug that man looks about his chest hair. He expects for you to be impressed, and ngl, I kinda am.
You bought a single strawberry?
You obviously don't live near an Asian grocery store.
Why is that obvious? I'm really curious, especially since you're wrong.
Because selling individually wrapped products that don't need to be individually wrapped is a thing in various Asian cultures. I see this all the time at my local H Mart and 99 Ranch.
At this rate we'll be renting individual strawberries to show off at parties.
(This was a real thing with pineapples, once upon a time.)
In this economy a single strawberry is a luxury.
Companies price-gouging say you can have one, as a treat.
It's one strawberry what could it cost, $10?
Life hack: buy a single strawberry, take a bite, and give it back because it is half eaten, so you get a full one anew. Repeat. Sounds like a flawless plan to me.