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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Blueberry, bacon, hash browns, english muffin and substitute root beer for the beverage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I require French toast though

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why does bean water and fruit water cost the same as cow water?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Because of dairy subsidies.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Because liquid

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

3 bacon plates

1 coffee

Done

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

$15 of coffee, and then I turn into Barry Allen, sneak into the kitchen and steal all the rest of it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

But this brings you to death faster

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

15 coffees.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You’re missing out on artery clogging, more clogged arteries for me 🙌

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Blueberry pancakes, sausage, OJ, coffee. I don't need/want any more

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bacon, sausage, hash browns, English muffin(buttered and jam), 2 glasses of OJ.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Sausage, eggs, bacon, hash browns

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bacon, eggs, hashbrown, an english muffin, and a glass of milk... is what I would say if I were a teenager again. I'll probably just have an english muffin, a cup of tea, and a fruit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I'm not particularly picky, any fruit will do!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Bacon, eggs, hash browns, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Sausage, eggs, beacon, toast and coffee

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Coffee, toast, chocolate chip pancake.

And the change I'll to any person who wants to buy more things for them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

2 coffee and french fries. And gimme back my $10.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

15 cups of coffee

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

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