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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ok, now overlay young men under 30 who are into Ben Shapiro and Andrew Tate...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

can you overlay a line on itself?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

See that peak a little while after 1989?

I lost my virginity in 1993.

😎

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The girl I was having sex with.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah and her name was? Matilda?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

you wouldn't know her, she's from Canada.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why on Earth do you think I'd tell you what her name was?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

So it was Matilda.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Looks like I'm finally better than the majority at something!

sniffle

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

men under 30 who report zero female sex partners since turning 18

Okay, but what about male partners?

Also, can we clarify whether we're defining "sex" as "sexual contact" versus "penial vaginal intercourse"? Because I think ex-President Clinton is still a virgin under the second definition.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I'm pretty sure ex-President Clinton has a daughter who looks very similar to him.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Housing crash fucked everyone for generations.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When most people have to worry about their rent & food everyday of their life while working for ludicrous amounts of time every week, having a family or relationships in general just look like more expenses for the individual. It's not an issue only men face either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

It's not an issue only men face either

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

is your mom the housing crash?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Mass adoption of cellphones, social media, streaming services and the destruction of third spaces. Endless entertainment, decreased socialization.

People have been fucking while living with their parents for most of humanity. That's not the problem, at least in terms of first experiences.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

What if I suck at drawing?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How would that make them virgins? They could e8tger be gay, 9r have had sex before being 18.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

If you don't fuck for 12 years, your virginity grows back.

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