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Donald Trump suggests Kamala Harris suddenly 'became a Black person' (www.abc.net.au)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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(the detail is that he's talking about how she self-identifies rather than her appearance itself, but that would ruin a perfectly good nottheonion moment)

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I suggest he shits his pants on stage

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know that stupid flat grin he makes. It’s the same same infants make when they fill their diapers with the inevitable consequence of being fed.

He totally shits himself live and on camera and it's a miracle the hot mics haven’t caught it yet

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Incredible comparison - hahahaha.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Does verbal diarrhea count?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Given his history of hard drug use, he probably did...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Again? Aren't you tired of that by now?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You spelled request wrong

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

that’s the thing, you don’t even have to ask him

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Oh 💩

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Donald Trump suddenly becomes brown

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hasn't he been a shit for quite a while? And orange, rather than brown?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

God damnit, you leave Cleveland out of this....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

May he live long enough to become the thing he hates

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Anyone else?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

An educated person?