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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

As a Linux user, that is truly magical, and beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

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Same energy as Joan Cornella's comics

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 months ago

These are some weird looking dolph--- oh

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Remember to confirm consent before touching.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can only touch in places where you have permission to touch.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Iseif is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Omg I hadn't seen this one before, laughing so hard

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm way to used to doing nano file.txt that I always forget about touch.

Although most times, if I create a file, it's to put something in it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I usually do open filename because I prefer GUI text editors.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I do the opposite, I forget I can just create a file with nano. I run touch then open it with nano after to edit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

That's weird. Stop it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you need multiple files for testing a script or such: touch file{1..5}.txt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

If you're having a party or whatever: touch *

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