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Smells like some policies are getting changed
Yup, now all scissors will have a serial number engraved on them and need to be signed out and in in a secured central environment.
Prison rules. Tether them to the work station.
You could also make the scissors so big nobody will be able to smuggle them.
Honestly this would be a more effective method than the one they went with.