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This is really cute, but the first thing you should've said to her is the cheesy pick up line from the day you met her.
"So, as I was trying to say..."
Come here often?
I love wholesome greentexts
Shocking
NO, IM FINE. ITS ALLERGIES.
WHO'S CUTTING ONIONS IN THE HOSPITAL?
"just a little better" probably an understatement
So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.
Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened
How do you know he was a confidential informant?
She would have had to learn to hear, learn to speak. Perhaps she couldn't understand them, perhaps all the meaning communicated was in sign language
Also "she gave me her number." And? Did you call her?
(I guess I'm dating myself here because texting is a thing, but...)
I’m 30 and can’t imagine calling someone in response to being given a number. My entire life my number has been for texting
the real question is if it's also gay too.
dont ask me i don't use four chan.
what if they're both fat
This is fake, but not gay.
Oh this is the gayest green text I've seen in long time /s
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Did Anon specify their gender?
No, I assumed it for a stupid joke.
CAN I BE OFFENDED ON ANON'S BEHALF PLEASE
Of course you can! This is Lemmy! Being offended for other people is half the posts.
Turns out anon is a female
Don't be silly, there are no women on the internet.
We've already established the fake
Oh yeah, good point. Didn't think of that. My apologies.
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