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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

It should play a jump scare sound when you get an exception

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

laughs in IntelliJ multi cursor mode

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What…. Why..?!

Is it for double speed ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

non-AMOLED devices spreading misinfo by enabling dark mode by default on low battery and it's consequences...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Low battery mode on.......computers?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah. Some folk use portable computers on top of their laps. It's weird :/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Knew a programmer that was near blind who only used magnifier on maximum zoom with his IDE. One of the best programmers I met, but his screen looked very much like that. Don't know how he did it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Albino? There was an albino in my IT and the poor dude would literally be like 4 inches from the screen at all times. I guess that must be pretty close to his experience, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I worked with an albino like that who used a handheld magnifying glass. It actually inspired me to write a magnifier application for windows (which didn’t have one at the time, this was in 2006). That then led me to write little windows apps every day for a month, which got a lot of attention.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Programming happens in the mind. Whats on the screen is a pale and lifeless polaroid devoid of the moving, complex soul of real code.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

That feels like that scene in Amadeus, when Mozart dictates his music to Salieri.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well put, however I find code formatting itself has a shape, texture and smell. How the programmer weaves the patterns of formatting tells a lot about his mind and style.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Agreed; or their mind and style style.

Auto formatting is often too rigid for me and gets in the way of context driving the style.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Oh hey, it's modern ed!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah so you gotta buy the lumafly lantern before you go in that area

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I never expected a Hollow Knight reference here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not really visual anymore innit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Spotlight studio

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

From what i've heard of the game industry, being a gamedev is already survival horror.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I had a friend doing mobile gamedev, making near unheard-of money for their then city of residence, had everything going well for them... except the job was soul-crushing and draining, eventually giving them severe depression.

When I was getting my first dev job, they said I'd be really sorry about doing outsource, and I just thought that out of us two, I'd be the really happy one, even making much less than them.