Imagine buy everything listed in this post lmao
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Yikes all the rentoids getting mad at landchads for providing a vital service.
People are tipping their landlords???
You don't? How will he feed his kids then?
Here's my tip
Hey now I paid good money for that Aeron
You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over
How do so few people in this comments section see the obvious satire?? It's clearly making fun of both landlords and absurd tipping culture.
dont forget '''groceries'''
How about “i refuse to tip landlords” ?
I got a tip for the landlord: don't bet on a three-legged horse.
What do you mean by "tip"? You don't tip landlords
the only tips your landlord needs are the ones that show on Skyrim's loading screens as rendered by your sick gaming pc
What the fuck is a cuck chair?
Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."
I like my landlord but the only tip I'd give him is to maybe drink a bit less and quit smoking.
your “I'd tip my landlord if they prioritised me. Like the tap started leaking—they repair or pay for it obviously—but if they came around same afternoon, I'd give 'em a six pack.
Lol tipping your landlord? What fresh hell is this.
Tipping my landlord, hell no! I did tip a live in superintendent at one building I lived in every Christmas. Dude lived a rough life but somehow found his way to maintaining an old building, and he was great at it. If you saw him on the street you'd assume he was homeless, but infact he kept a building housing many people running. He was very friendly, kind, and respectful. He was an exception, I'd give him a small gift, usually chocolate and a small gift card. He was a very good dude and that deserved to be acknowledged.
It's a cute little lemmy meme. No one does this. No one talks about this. No one expects this. It's fake outrage.
No outrage, it's just a joke making fun of entitled landlords
I'd rather find the nearest drain, and drop my money down there
Finds the nearest drain
“Hello, Georgie! Do you want your boat back?”
Always tip your local sewer monster
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Here’s a tip for landlords: try to keep your heads attached when the revolution finally comes.
Shhhhhhh don't let them know, jeez
Cuck chair?
Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."
Thank you for explaining that. I've got a lot to think about now.
The whole “cuck” thing kinda only floats in certain crowds, you’re not really out of any important loop.
Yeah. I've avoided that shit since it leaked out. And here I am behind the curve.
I call it a sock chair, but I see where they're coming from.
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