Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'

Pretty please, would you return the money you withdrew?

"Arsenal Women ended up going into the Chelsea megastore at Stamford Bridge and buying black socks. They used tape to try and hide the Chelsea and Nike logos. Arsenal’s kit is made by adidas."

Grenade now deceased, too.

"He claimed he owned Albert for more than 30 years and normally renewed his permit for the alligator months before its expiration date, but revised regulations and the failure of the DEC to return his phone calls seeking answers to questions regarding them led to the permit's expiration in 2021."

I-Pizza-A

UK residents only, so start working on that accent guvnah.

cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/9117392

cross-posted from: https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]/t/895673

DNA My Dog received human genetic sample and identified it as a malamute, shar-pei and labrador, according to news station

Mmmm...forbidden worms....

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13031483

‘They’re all high’: Louisiana police say rats eating marijuana in evidence room

New Orleans superintendent tells council committee that rodents have infested the building and requests to move headquarters

Cops in New Orleans are on the tail of a brazen gang of narcotics traffickers who broke into the evidence room at police headquarters and pilfered all the pot: a swarm of rodents with a hankering for the high life.

“The rats are eating our marijuana. They’re all high,” Anne Kirkpatrick, superintendent of the city’s police department, told a council committee meeting on Monday.

The chief’s ratting out of the prime suspects was part of her pitch to councilors to fund a move for her officers into new premises in the Big Easy’s downtown, according to Nola.com.

Cops in New Orleans are on the tail of a brazen gang of narcotics traffickers who broke into the evidence room at police headquarters and pilfered all the pot: a swarm of rodents with a hankering for the high life.

“The rats are eating our marijuana. They’re all high,” Anne Kirkpatrick, superintendent of the city’s police department, told a council committee meeting on Monday.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.nz/post/7927997

8 children, 1 adult die after eating sea turtle meat in Zanzibar, officials say

Video for all you sickos included.

Six degrees is not enough to kill trichinosis.

Chief Wiggum could have cracked this case.

Soon to join her Christmas Tree-throwing friend in the insurance fraud hall of fame.

Finish the sentence: Well yeah, everyone knows you should hide your illegal goose intestines under your ____________