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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

if you had to choseone….

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I would plant carrots towards the bottom so I could pull it out of their asses later.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Soiled their pants literally 🤓

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ever felt like you really wished you had a carrot with you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I guess that answers the question from that meme?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That's neat, someone in my city freezes jeans for a similar effect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

this is disturbing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

OwO that's such a big beetroot you have there

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Dirty butts. Soiled pants.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Waiting for that one mfer who tells us that this is actually the optimal conditions for the roots or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I don't think fabric makes for a good outdoor planter. I can imaging it's rotting fast and all sorts of pests and unwanted will love this setup.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

It would dry out pretty fast and need frequent watering, but the air permeability of the denim would keep the roots from binding, so it actually would probably result in a deeper root structure and better yields.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I dunno maybe being able to water the legs and not the whole thing is good for some reason

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Nah that doesn't really have anything to do with anything, when you water you just saturate all the soil at once anyway. Think about how plants get watered in nature: not that often but thoroughly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who's to say anyways. Might as well try it. You know, for science

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

call me when there are mantis men. i'll bring my rifle and grenades

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Alright, I've seen enough, I am ready to go vegan

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Stupid sexy planters" was right there!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Less alliteration tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oof you're right!

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago

Never wanted to smack a planter until today

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

omfg i’m doing this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Oddly disturbing

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

damn those pants are caked up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Packing the whole bakery

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like a string of dudes at a urinal trough.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)