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the fastest transition in the west (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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screenshot of a twitter post:
TomboysForBiden(but Anime)🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 posts:
Would you press it?

will you push the button?

99% chance of getting 1 million dollars
1% chance of becoming a girl

Olufémi O. Taiwo quote retweets the post: philosophy twitter: can we agree that this is not a math question

tumblr post, replying to the screenshot:
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as a completely cis dude, | would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things | would do for money, but shit I'd do this for like 20 bucks... maybe less?

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She said with all too much confidence

A DAY!??!?!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Get a million or be 17 again? Sounds like win-win!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I'd hit it. A mil could solve most of my problems. Becoming a girl would just be one more.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

My gf is bi so it's not like it would matter

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm pressing it 100 times

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well you got that 1% chance about 4 times by sheer luck I don't know what to tell you but you're Supergirl, now. Congrats?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does that mean I get to be four times as cute :3

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

No but you have 8 boobs like a cat, enjoy

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd press it a few times. In the end, I think I'd care way more about never working again for the rest of my life than being a guy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Same. I'm about halfway done already. What's another 40 being a bit different? I'd be lucky to have such a varied perspective on life.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I have a question though:

If I became a girl through the button, the button would then change and give me a 1% chance of becoming a boy. I could just proceed to then press the button again and be myself again and get a bunch of cash

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, we can push it more than twice. I'm smashing on that button until it breaks.

I can easily pay to transition back if the whole girl thing doesn't work out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well, but transitioning back probably wouldn’t give you a functional penis. Idk how the whole schbang works, but I doubt it’s erectile and excitable

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

oh a clit after t does get erect and is excitable, but it rarely gets big enough to allow for penetration

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I'll manage. I old enough that sex isn't top of mind. It would be no different that having prostate cancer whose treatment lead to the same outcome, minus the millions.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I assumed the button was supposed to be single use.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why would the button change? Its explicitly a girl button

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Cause then it wouldn’t be interesting for girls

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