Marketing majors stay fed and housed for another year.

Way to go, Wisconsin.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/21158328

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That's one way to find out if you're being investigated....

A man in Japan who has four wives and two girlfriends – and aims to father 54 children – wants to become the “God of Marriage”.

Ryuta Watanabe, 36, who lives in the northern prefecture of Hokkaido, has not worked for 10 years and lives entirely on the salaries of his wives and girlfriends.

His wives are common-law in nature, recognised as partners in a marriage-like relationship without formal registration, based on long-term cohabitation and shared responsibilities.

Watanabe is already the father of 10 children and lives with two of them and three of his wives, Japan’s Shueisha Online reported.

He takes on the role of a house husband, cooking, doing housework and taking care of the children.

The household expenses, which are almost 914,000 yen (US$6,000) a month, are split between his wives and girlfriends.

Watanabe also has a fourth wife, who is 24 years old, but they are estranged. In addition, he met two girlfriends via social media platforms.

Six years ago, a depressed Watanabe who was living on welfare, was dumped by his girlfriend.

He said it was this that pushed him to start dating various women through dating apps.

Earlier this year, on the Japanese TV show Abema Prime, Watanabe said: “I just love women. As long as we love each other equally, there won’t be any problems.”

Watanabe also said that each of his wives has her own room, and he rotates sleeping with different wives every night.

He claimed to have sex more than 28 times a week, and said his wives never get jealous, instead, they get along well like friends.

Watanabe aims to break the record for the most children fathered in Japan, becoming a so-called God of Marriage.

Online sources indicate that Tokugawa Ienari, a shogun who died in 1841, fathered around 53 children with 27 concubines during his reign in the Edo Period.

Watanabe said: “I want to have 54 children so my name will go down in history. I’m still looking for new wives.”

Polygamy is illegal in Japan, meaning Watanabe cannot legally marry multiple women at once.

Watanabe’s unconventional family lifestyle has attracted attention on social media.

One person on YouTube said: “His kids will never be able to have a close relationship with their father because there are just too many of them.”

“I would never let my own children end up like this man,” said another.

However, a third took a different view: “They seem like a happy family. Respect their choices.”

Please do not skip over the word "up", as I did. Or do it, I'm not your boss.

A man from the UK named James Howells is suing his local council to try to recover a hard drive containing 8,000 BTC, currently valued around $647 million. And that’s precisely how much he’s suing them for—since he’s blaming them for his not having it.

Back in 2013, Howells’ then-partner mistakenly tossed out the hard drive along with a bunch of other garbage. At the time, Bitcoin was already worth a little bit less than £1 million—and the value of those coins has risen quite a bit in the years since.

Curiously, Michado nowhere to be seen.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20833232

I served in South Korea. Soju is not a weaker vodka; I can assure you of that.

That sucks.

Kids, this is why you don't feed the wildlife.

cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/18468218

A mysterious person known as the ‘Piss Bandit’ has been causing a stir in Pasadena, California, for the past six years.

The person comes out at night donned with a mask and latex gloves, regularly leaving bottles of urine in an influential neighbourhood, carefully arranging them on a utility box before vanishing into the night, as reported by New York Post.

The bottles, which include soda bottles, juice cartons, and gallon jugs are filled with yellow liquid, and are accompanied by crude drawings and notes like ‘human urine’ and ‘HIV positive.’

The bandit sometimes strikes multiple times a week, leaving behind fresh bottles each morning that disappear by nightfall.

The city attempted to stop the bandit by adding a pointed metal cover to the utility box, but the Piss Bandit simply removed it and continued his antics.

"It’s been a tug-o-war between the neighborhood and this guy," said Grant Yansura, who, along with filmmaker Derek Milton, launched an investigation into the mysterious figure.

Their TikTok videos about the case have garnered over 600,000 views.

While Yansura and Milton see the bandit as a vigilante artist akin to Robin Hood, many neighbours view him as a nuisance.

One local expressed disgust, stating he never considered the act an art form. Another neighbour threatened the bandit, saying, “If I catch you leaving your piss here, I will make you drink every last drop!”

Despite the attention, the bandit remains elusive. He ignored the duo's attempts to communicate, even stealing their cameras. Ultimately, Yansura concluded, “Sometimes you just have to let an artist pee.”