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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I suffered with what I thought was IBS for the last ~10 years. 4+ liquid shits per day with complete unpredictability.

Turns out coffee was the problem.

I switched to tea two weeks ago and I'm down to 2 normal and predictable shits per day. I've also gained a few pounds because I'm not so dehydrated anymore. That's a good thing for me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

You mean like tubgirl?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Better than constipation... as long as you can wash off

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

One time on the old run of Beavis and Butt-Head, Beavis complained that diarrhea medicine didn't work. He took a whole bottle of it, he said, and then he complained that he never got diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

yo that's me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

If you slide out a fart, and blow your pants apart...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I got food poisoning from eating crabs before and it's so horrible that I thought of killing myself, extreme case of diarrhea is no joke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

That's the food poisoning that's bad, though, not the diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Also, if anybody funds themselves in this situation, hydrate or die-drate. Really bad diarrhea is very, very, very dehydrating (just think about how much water is in the liquid sludge coming out of your ass)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The relief sure is something

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've had it so long it's like a dark friend. It's a release.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Like the fart after a day-long stomach ache.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

What can I say. More time to poop on company time.