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What has more lives than a cat? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A frog. It croaks every night.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Germany, so 2nd language.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Ahh that'll do it!

What kind of fun slang for death do you have over there?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

As I said, I'm German. We don't do funny slang. Death is not something to be joked about.

Seriously though, all I could think of were english expressiosn, being 6 feet under, sleeping with the daises, sleeping with the fishes ... all the funny expressions are in English.

I'm a terrible German.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Abnippeln, ins Gras beißen, die Löffel abgeben

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Sich die Radieschen von unten anschauen, um die Ecke gehen