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Money is just fake energy. (lemmy.ml)
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No gen Z will dare to name their children Karen or Kevin (lemmy.ml)
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Most people around the world might recognize the USSR anthem more than the US anthem. (lemmy.ml)
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Brown bag (lemmy.ml)
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Brown paper bag lunches used to be common but you rarely see them anymore (where I'm from) despite the phrase "brown bagging it today" (or something similar) still being used.

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Almost no one cares about privacy, thats why every single VPN advertices themselves as "You can watch Neflix' catalogs from another countries" (lemmy.ml)
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The only time it's generally / socially acceptable to call your kid big, chunky, or hefty, is their baby/infant years. (lemmy.ml)
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Look at you packing on the pounds! You killed that bottle!

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Hardware idea: A keyboard with a switch that deactivates the keyboard itself, so when there is a risk of a cat shows up and walks on top it causes no damages on whatever ur doing. (lemmy.ml)
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"Man" is a fine interjection but "woman" is not (lemmy.ml)
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Woman, English is weird.

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In porn is normal for women to be bisexual, but men are not allowed to play with each other. (lemmy.ml)
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Let me explain.

In porn, the "lesbian" category is inside the "straight" section and women are expected to play with each other in threesomes. But if men play with each other it is "bisexual" and locked inside the "gay" section. It is a weird double standard nobody thinks a about.

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If real people went through what folks on drama TV shows experienced, they would need long term psychological therapy (lemmy.ml)
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"Rub off on someone" is a phrase that sounds way more exciting than it really is. (lemmy.ml)
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Stole from a friend of mine but they said it was okay :)

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Crypto losing value should be considered a sale and not a crash. (lemmy.ml)
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