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Everyone in the call center, hundreds and hundreds of people, despises you.

I'm doing so well just believing the opposite of whatever he says.

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

She's the only one in that group I wouldn't want to get into fight with.

So did other stocks. The Dotard flip-flopped on tariffs again.

No wonder they're begging police departments to buy them.

Apart from everything else, that's a great headline pun.

The first spam email was sent in 1978. It's been downhill since.

Lemon-scented Roundup® is tasty and nutritional, too!

He's the septic skeptic.

Narrator: Where will you be when the amphetamine wears off?

Me too. I never used them (or anything made from plastic) for cooking, but I do freeze stuff in them, dammit!