Flocklesscrow

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ancient problems need ancient solutions... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

forms penis into Roman bridge

Del Monte, the 139-year-old canned fruits and vegetables company, seeks bankruptcy protection in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 25 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The ol' three card Del Monte

Want a Student Visa? The U.S. Government Needs Your Vine Account. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

"Show us your MYSPACE page!"

What do you have to hide about yourself? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am no longer me, just an assortment of masking techniques in a trenchcoat.

Jeans in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Let me see that Jong...jajong jong jong

Office cowboys in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Giddy up pardner

Mankind's hubris knows no bounds in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

Mankind's hubris knows no bounds in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I dunno, she doesn't look that big.

What's the most unexpectedly useful item you've ever bought under $20? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

lol, you completely missed all that advice.

Is it possible for an neighbor's apartment to have mice but not mine? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

*the cat will help if it is so inclined. -cat

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYA in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Chuck Berry face

Gas-powered leaf blowers are being banned across US in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

The scythe returns...

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