โ I am Groot ๐โ
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2024
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As nervous as my lil guy gets standing at the urinal i am usually able to remind myself that in 40 years using them i have never accidentally glimpsed another penis. Hell i hardly look at my own in there.
I do hear and envy other men's urethras tho some of those mothafuckers can blast.
โYou must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to pee in Old Entish..."
Could be kidney stones.
"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and they say..."
Always remember this line by Marshall Mathers:
"Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage"
Everything will work itself out
Everything reminds me of him :_(
Big dick energy
That tree has seen many dicks taking a piss on its trunk.
And apparently absorbed the power of them all