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I just wish someone put serious effort into a microphone that worked with a mask so people wearing masks were easier to understand.
There are a lot of people who speak at conferences who still wear masks. I get it, even if you weren't worried about COVID, in the pre-COVID times a lot of people were out for a week after going to a conference / convention because of all the germs being passed around.
But, even with professional speakers and professional microphones, the audio just sounds muddy when the speaker is wearing a mask.
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Im not gonna fuckin lie, I looked into buying one of these FOR WEEKS cus of my college dorm.
250 something dollars. Im good.
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I mean it could be useful in dorms and shared room situations.
imagine not censoring the company’s name, they paid Facebook for the ad, they didn’t pay you
Is there... Is there a matching blindfold? Asking for a friend.
It also comes with a gamer buttplug and cat ears.
Wow - grandmaster accessories already!
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Okay jokes aside this is actually kind of a great idea
Combine it with the semi-adjustable GAMER wrist-proximity-fixation devices (also available in plush) as well as the the GAMER lumination-induced eye strain block face-covering mask device for best results.
Just buy a gag, it makes saying a slur more difficult, saving yourself from bans
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Austin Evans tried this.
He deemed it unnecessary, IIRC.
The Gamuzzle
My Teammates:
"Wtf is that sound?!"
"Kolanaki put oats in his gamer muzzle again..."
Me: munches on oats
🐴?
A horse is a 🐴, of course. Unless it was Mr. Ed.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse, of course, That is, of course, unless the horse Is the famous Mister Ed!
Go right to the source and ask the horse, He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse. He's always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed!
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Ah, the gamer muzzle
does it come in pink?
asling for a friend :3
Looks sweaty in there. I cant imagine the smell after a few weeks
It's precoated in BO so you can be ready for any competition environment
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This mask smells like poor oral hygiene
Yummy!
And you can eat your favorite chaff at the same time!
It needs a port that you can attach your bag of caffeinated noodles to.
You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.
We Gamers™ are on the cutting edge of humanity.
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You won't even need to heat the noodles up; they're ready to eat right from the pouch.
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Kinda like the BeltBox, but less brightly coloured.
I just might buy this for my neighbor.
In case you were worried they have an accessory that will channel your farts directly to the face mask. Metadox knows what gamers want.
Or buy one of their celebrity sponsored "Gamer Farts" Its like Pokimane and Travis Scott are really there filling your room with farts!
that would actually be usefull for me damn. I make inhuman noises when gaming with friends
I guess I'm fucking strange because I tend to game in complete silence.
Your chance to sound like Kenny to everyone around you.
What will they think of next?
Complete the set! Further protect your loved ones and property from emotional competitive reactions and other unpredictable gamer movements:
Mmm, now we can get the full meatiness of choke-burping and mucus snorting! Downright sensual!