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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Nuuk is fairly remote, but it's literally the capital and I've heard it's developing nicely.

Imagine moving much farther north to Illorsuit, it was literally abandoned a few years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Idk about greenland but in faroe and iceland a surprising amount of people are moving in because its a very calm place. The birth rate is also good(at least on iceland, idk about faroe) so the population is actually growing pretty steadily.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It won't be calm for long with all those toddlers running around, climbing things and getting into a ruckus

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 3 months ago (8 children)

These kinds of places can look idyllic until it’s 5:30pm on a Friday and the only place to get a drink closed half an hour and the streets are all empty. Then they start to feel pretty boring.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think you need to look up Nuuk.

It's small, but it's still the capital of Greenland. It has like 6 bars and several are open before 17:30 and well into the night on Fridays.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/XsBiTGU5qMxJzzCb8?g_st=ac

Also, anon is delisional if he thinks Nuuk has no politics. I'd imagine they even argue about Trump. I know rural Norwegians do.

Especially considering the fact that Trump seems interested in dissolving NATO.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 3 months ago (5 children)

City dweller reviewing a small town lol

Peace and quiet is not a minus. Peace and quiet is exactly the point of those places. If I wanted night clubs and people on the streets, I'd live in a city.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That has been pretty much my life lately here in Ottawa. I'll take boring any day over busy, overcrowded cities.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

We went on holiday in Iceland, the place where we slept one night had the nearest gas station 160 km away, the nearest grocery store at more than 300 km. I loved it for a few weeks, but I would not move there.

Better not forget the eggs.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are plenty of small towns away from the world that aren't in Greenland 😅. I get the sentiment but Nuuk is total overkill if anon is just looking for a peaceful small town

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago (2 children)

total overkill

One might consider it the nuuklear option

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Obligatory

"Nuuk-u-lar"! It's pronounced "Nuuk-u-lar"!

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Suicide rates in Greenland are among the highest on the planet. It may seem idyllic but it's apparently crushingly lonely and oppressive.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (7 children)

seasonal affective depression... if you are going to move somewhere remote, move into a desert or rainforest (i.e. near the equator), not places like Canada, Alaska, Siberia, or indeed Greenland

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not with that attitude Anon won't.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Facts. Picking your ass up and moving to a country, even without knowing the language and little money is possible. You just have to make a lot of trade-offs for it to happen.

Source: I did it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lot harder if you are from a third world country.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It's a lot harder if you have a family.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's definitely something I wanna do (I live in the states) but it's also definitely something I'm deathly afraid of. Always thought Ireland would be nice since I'm a fan of cooler weather and they mostly speak English already (thanks Britain), though it looks like Irish is starting to become more common again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (26 children)

Seattle has cooler weather and mostly speaks English

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Often the best opportunities in life are the scariest

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